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#14 - Computers are like an erection

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How is a computer like an erection?
It stays up as long as you don't screw with it!

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 3 comment(s)

#25 - Winspeare

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"Windows or not Windows, that is the question..."

posted by T1T3R - 09/11/2009 - 3 comment(s)

#12 - Catch the Etherbunny

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Ethernet is what you use to catch the ether bunny.

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 2 comment(s)

#24 - Coke IS heaven

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If they don't have coke in heaven, I ain't going !

posted by Paul - 09/11/2009 - 3 comment(s)

#33 - How many IBM employees ?

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How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
5000 : one to hold up the light bulb, and 4999 to turn the building around.

posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 3 comment(s)

#37 - Robot glamor

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together. And it would stand for "user interface".

posted by Einstein - 10/06/2009 - 3 comment(s)

#36 - Geeky booty call (fail)

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I have something that needs beta testing. It's in my pants.

posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 3 comment(s)

#6 - File not found

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File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 3 comment(s)

#13 - What was the question again ?

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Microsoft is not the answer.
Microsoft is the question.
NO, is the answer.

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#45 - Press F1 ? no, too easy !

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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 3 comment(s)

 
 
 

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