#29 - Classic binary joke |
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There are 10 types of people in the world : Those who understand binary, and those who don't..
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#21 - Change the world |
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I'd love to change the world, but I cannot find the source code !
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#23 - Pessimistic registar |
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Girls are like domain names : the best ones are already taken...
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#10 - Who needs windows ? |
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"In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates ?"
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#4 - Failure is not an option ! |
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Failure is not an option.
It comes bundled with your Microsoft product...
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#20 - Keyboard not found |
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Keyboard not found, press F1 to resume
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#27 - Bill Gates |
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Bill Gates said :
«If you cannot make it good, make it beautiful !»
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#8 - Time and(/is) money |
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linux: loose your time
mac: loose your money
windows: loose your money and your time
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#16 - How empty/full is the glass ? |
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Some people say the glass is half full. Others say it is half empty.
Engineers say the glass is twice as large as it needs to be.
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#28 - Before linux... |
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Before linux I had no social life, no friend and my computer always crashed...
Now my computer no longer crashes...
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