#6 - File not found |
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File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#22 - Cats VS geeks |
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Cats have 9 lives,
Geeks have 2 : IRL and ingame...
posted by Paul - 09/10/2009 - 3 comment(s)
#51 - I'm positive |
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Two atoms are talking...
-I think I've lost an electron.
-Are you sure ?
-Yeah, I'm positive.
posted by Einstein - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#55 - Halloween vs Xmas |
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Why do geeks celebrate Christmas at Halloween?
Because DEC 25 == OCT 31
posted by Geeky - 10/08/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#5 - Random features ! |
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#31 - What's the difference ? |
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Do you know the difference between Windows and a virus ?
The price...
posted by Geeky - 09/15/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#9 - Infinite loop |
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How to kill a programmer in the shower?
Order him to read the shampoo bottle instructions : Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#25 - Winspeare |
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"Windows or not Windows, that is the question..."
posted by T1T3R - 09/11/2009 - 1 comment(s)
#3 - Perl encryption ! |
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Perl, the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption !
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#2 - In God we trust |
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In God we trust, all others we virus scan.
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 1 comment(s)
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