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#44 - You momma so fat

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Your momma so fat I called her and got a stack overflow.

posted by Heretic - 10/06/2009 - 5 comment(s)

#43 - How do you add incest in a family tree ?

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Your momma is so promiscuous, your family tree is recursive.

posted by Heretic - 10/06/2009 - 147 comment(s)

#42 - tiny head vs big body

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You mommma's like HTML, a tiny <HEAD> and a whole lot of <BODY>

posted by Heretic - 10/06/2009 - 3 comment(s)

#41 - You momma so fat

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Your momma's so fat her <body> has no closing tag

posted by Heretic - 10/06/2009 - 3 comment(s)

#38 - You momma so fat

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Your momma is so fat that if you try to jquery.animate() her it would crash

posted by Heretic - 10/06/2009 - 3 comment(s)

#32 - User 2.0

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A geek is a user 2.0

posted by Heretic - 09/15/2009 - 2 comment(s)

#30 - Procrastination time

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procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow !

posted by Heretic - 09/15/2009 - 5 comment(s)

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