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#61 - You can never tell |
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The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.
posted by Heretic - 08/03/2010 - 0 comment(s)
#60 - Watch out for the support... |
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Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.
posted by Heretic - 08/02/2010 - 0 comment(s)
#59 - Psychopath |
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«Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.» Martin Golding
posted by Heretic - 08/02/2010 - 0 comment(s)
#44 - You momma so fat |
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Your momma so fat I called her and got a stack overflow.
posted by Heretic - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#43 - How do you add incest in a family tree ? |
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Your momma is so promiscuous, your family tree is recursive.
posted by Heretic - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#42 - tiny head vs big body |
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You mommma's like HTML, a tiny <HEAD> and a whole lot of <BODY>
posted by Heretic - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#41 - You momma so fat |
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Your momma's so fat her <body> has no closing tag
posted by Heretic - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#38 - You momma so fat |
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Your momma is so fat that if you try to jquery.animate() her it would crash
posted by Heretic - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#30 - Procrastination time |
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procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow !
posted by Heretic - 09/15/2009 - 0 comment(s)
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