#9 - Infinite loop |
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How to kill a programmer in the shower?
Order him to read the shampoo bottle instructions : Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#26 - Home sweet 127.0.0.1 |
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There's no place like 127.0.0.1
posted by Paul - 09/11/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#54 - Orgasm takes a while |
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Can a Boolean-evaluated conditional expression achieve orgasm ?
Yes but it comes after a while()...
posted by Geeky - 10/07/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#3 - Perl encryption ! |
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Perl, the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption !
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#46 - What's an upgrade ? |
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Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in.
posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 1 comment(s)
#15 - Relativity taught to geeks |
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Sex is the most fun you can have without logging on.
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#30 - Procrastination time |
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procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow !
posted by Heretic - 09/15/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#47 - Enough features ? |
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Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#49 - How many hardware engineers ? |
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb ?
They don’t need to – the issue will be corrected in the software.
posted by Geeky - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
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