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#9 - Infinite loop

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How to kill a programmer in the shower?
Order him to read the shampoo bottle instructions : Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#26 - Home sweet 127.0.0.1

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

posted by Paul - 09/11/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#54 - Orgasm takes a while

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Can a Boolean-evaluated conditional expression achieve orgasm ?

Yes but it comes after a while()...

posted by Geeky - 10/07/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#3 - Perl encryption !

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Perl, the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption !

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#46 - What's an upgrade ?

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Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in.

posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 1 comment(s)

#15 - Relativity taught to geeks

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Sex is the most fun you can have without logging on.

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#30 - Procrastination time

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procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow !

posted by Heretic - 09/15/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#32 - User 2.0

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A geek is a user 2.0

posted by Heretic - 09/15/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#47 - Enough features ?

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Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#49 - How many hardware engineers ?

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb ?

They don’t need to – the issue will be corrected in the software.

posted by Geeky - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

 
 
 

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