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#51 - I'm positive

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Two atoms are talking...
-I think I've lost an electron.
-Are you sure ?
-Yeah, I'm positive.

posted by Einstein - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#55 - Halloween vs Xmas

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Why do geeks celebrate Christmas at Halloween?

Because DEC 25 == OCT 31

posted by Geeky - 10/08/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#5 - Random features !

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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#31 - What's the difference ?

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Do you know the difference between Windows and a virus ?
The price...

posted by Geeky - 09/15/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#7 - Remember what the 1.0 really means

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If at first you don’t succeed;
call it version 1.0

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#50 - Pc vs air conditioning

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Whats the similarities between your pc and air conditioning ?

As soon as you open windows its f*cked

posted by Smokey - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#53 - A pessimist, an optimist and an engineer

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A pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
An optimist sees the glass as half full.
A computer engineer sees the glass as containing half as much fluid as the capacity of the container would suggest.

posted by Geeky - 10/07/2009 - 1 comment(s)

#48 - No charge

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender serves him and the neutron happily downs it. The neutron asks :
-How much do I owe you ?
-For you, no charge.

posted by Geeky - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#2 - In God we trust

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In God we trust, all others we virus scan.

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 1 comment(s)

#8 - Time and(/is) money

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linux: loose your time
mac: loose your money
windows: loose your money and your time

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

 
 
 

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