#51 - I'm positive |
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Two atoms are talking...
-I think I've lost an electron.
-Are you sure ?
-Yeah, I'm positive.
posted by Einstein - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#55 - Halloween vs Xmas |
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Why do geeks celebrate Christmas at Halloween?
Because DEC 25 == OCT 31
posted by Geeky - 10/08/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#5 - Random features ! |
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#31 - What's the difference ? |
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Do you know the difference between Windows and a virus ?
The price...
posted by Geeky - 09/15/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#7 - Remember what the 1.0 really means |
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If at first you don’t succeed;
call it version 1.0
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#50 - Pc vs air conditioning |
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Whats the similarities between your pc and air conditioning ?
As soon as you open windows its f*cked
posted by Smokey - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#53 - A pessimist, an optimist and an engineer |
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A pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
An optimist sees the glass as half full.
A computer engineer sees the glass as containing half as much fluid as the capacity of the container would suggest.
posted by Geeky - 10/07/2009 - 1 comment(s)
#48 - No charge |
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender serves him and the neutron happily downs it. The neutron asks :
-How much do I owe you ?
-For you, no charge.
posted by Geeky - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#2 - In God we trust |
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In God we trust, all others we virus scan.
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 1 comment(s)
#8 - Time and(/is) money |
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linux: loose your time
mac: loose your money
windows: loose your money and your time
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
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