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#14 - Computers are like an erection |
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How is a computer like an erection?
It stays up as long as you don't screw with it!
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#58 - Artificial intelligence ! |
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity...
posted by Paul - 08/02/2010 - 0 comment(s)
#33 - How many IBM employees ? |
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How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
5000 : one to hold up the light bulb, and 4999 to turn the building around.
posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#46 - What's an upgrade ? |
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Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in.
posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 1 comment(s)
#59 - Psychopath |
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«Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.» Martin Golding
posted by Heretic - 08/02/2010 - 0 comment(s)
#60 - Watch out for the support... |
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Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.
posted by Heretic - 08/02/2010 - 0 comment(s)
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