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#4 - Failure is not an option ! |
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Failure is not an option.
It comes bundled with your Microsoft product...
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#8 - Time and(/is) money |
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linux: loose your time
mac: loose your money
windows: loose your money and your time
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#11 - Discovering life |
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A Life ? Cool ! Where can I download one of those ?
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#13 - What was the question again ? |
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Microsoft is not the answer.
Microsoft is the question.
NO, is the answer.
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#15 - Relativity taught to geeks |
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Sex is the most fun you can have without logging on.
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#29 - Classic binary joke |
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There are 10 types of people in the world : Those who understand binary, and those who don't..
posted by Paul - 09/14/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#41 - You momma so fat |
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Your momma's so fat her <body> has no closing tag
posted by Heretic - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#47 - Enough features ? |
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Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#51 - I'm positive |
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Two atoms are talking...
-I think I've lost an electron.
-Are you sure ?
-Yeah, I'm positive.
posted by Einstein - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#57 - How many m$ technicians ? |
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How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
None, Bill Gates has declared that Darkness is the new standard.
posted by Ego brain - 10/08/2009 - 0 comment(s)
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