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#16 - How empty/full is the glass ? |
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Some people say the glass is half full. Others say it is half empty.
Engineers say the glass is twice as large as it needs to be.
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#47 - Enough features ? |
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Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#49 - How many hardware engineers ? |
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb ?
They don’t need to – the issue will be corrected in the software.
posted by Geeky - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#53 - A pessimist, an optimist and an engineer |
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A pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
An optimist sees the glass as half full.
A computer engineer sees the glass as containing half as much fluid as the capacity of the container would suggest.
posted by Geeky - 10/07/2009 - 1 comment(s)
#56 - How many software engineers ? |
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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None it's a hardware problem !
posted by Ego brain - 10/08/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#62 - Civil VS military |
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What’s the difference between military engineers and civil engineers ?
Military engineers build missiles. Civil engineers build targets.
posted by civil - 08/03/2010 - 0 comment(s)
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