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#3 - Perl encryption !

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Perl, the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption !

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#2 - In God we trust

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In God we trust, all others we virus scan.

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 1 comment(s)

#4 - Failure is not an option !

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Failure is not an option.
It comes bundled with your Microsoft product...

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#7 - Remember what the 1.0 really means

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If at first you don’t succeed;
call it version 1.0

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#8 - Time and(/is) money

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linux: loose your time
mac: loose your money
windows: loose your money and your time

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#9 - Infinite loop

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How to kill a programmer in the shower?
Order him to read the shampoo bottle instructions : Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#10 - Who needs windows ?

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"In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates ?"

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#11 - Discovering life

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A Life ? Cool ! Where can I download one of those ?

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#12 - Catch the Etherbunny

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Ethernet is what you use to catch the ether bunny.

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#13 - What was the question again ?

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Microsoft is not the answer.
Microsoft is the question.
NO, is the answer.

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

 
 
 

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