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None, Bill Gates has declared that Darkness is the new standard. ]]> Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:21:10 +0000 How many software engineers ? http://www.geeksjokes.com/GsJ..56..how-many-software-engineers.html None it's a hardware problem ! ]]> Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:21:00 +0000 Halloween vs Xmas http://www.geeksjokes.com/GsJ..55..halloween-vs-xmas.html
Because DEC 25 == OCT 31 ]]> Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:20:50 +0000 Orgasm takes a while http://www.geeksjokes.com/GsJ..54..orgasm-takes-a-while.html
Yes but it comes after a while()... ]]> Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:23:18 +0000 A pessimist, an optimist and an engineer http://www.geeksjokes.com/GsJ..53..a-pessimist-an-optimist-and-an-engineer.html An optimist sees the glass as half full.
A computer engineer sees the glass as containing half as much fluid as the capacity of the container would suggest. ]]> Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:23:11 +0000 Assembly programmers are wet http://www.geeksjokes.com/GsJ..52..assembly-programmers-are-wet.html They work below C-level. ]]> Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:23:06 +0000 I'm positive http://www.geeksjokes.com/GsJ..51..i-m-positive.html -I think I've lost an electron.
-Are you sure ?
-Yeah, I'm positive.
]]> Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:24:55 +0000 Pc vs air conditioning http://www.geeksjokes.com/GsJ..50..pc-vs-air-conditioning.html
As soon as you open windows its f*cked ]]> Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:24:51 +0000 How many hardware engineers ? http://www.geeksjokes.com/GsJ..49..how-many-hardware-engineers.html
They don’t need to – the issue will be corrected in the software. ]]> Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:24:43 +0000 No charge http://www.geeksjokes.com/GsJ..48..no-charge.html -How much do I owe you ?
-For you, no charge. ]]> Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:24:31 +0000