#30 - Procrastination time |
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procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow !
posted by Heretic - 09/15/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#47 - Enough features ? |
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Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#3 - Perl encryption ! |
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Perl, the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption !
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#67 - Vista... |
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You know that you're using Vista when the first thing a program does is not responding...
posted by "~Sn4k3~" - 08/06/2010 - 0 comment(s)
#46 - What's an upgrade ? |
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Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in.
posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 1 comment(s)
#16 - How empty/full is the glass ? |
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Some people say the glass is half full. Others say it is half empty.
Engineers say the glass is twice as large as it needs to be.
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#37 - Robot glamor |
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together. And it would stand for "user interface".
posted by Einstein - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#5 - Random features ! |
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#58 - Artificial intelligence ! |
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity...
posted by Paul - 08/02/2010 - 0 comment(s)
#60 - Watch out for the support... |
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Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.
posted by Heretic - 08/02/2010 - 0 comment(s)
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