#4 - Failure is not an option ! |
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Failure is not an option.
It comes bundled with your Microsoft product...
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 193 comment(s)
#13 - What was the question again ? |
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Microsoft is not the answer.
Microsoft is the question.
NO, is the answer.
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#51 - I'm positive |
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Two atoms are talking...
-I think I've lost an electron.
-Are you sure ?
-Yeah, I'm positive.
posted by Einstein - 10/06/2009 - 3 comment(s)
#31 - What's the difference ? |
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Do you know the difference between Windows and a virus ?
The price...
posted by Geeky - 09/15/2009 - 3 comment(s)
#24 - Coke IS heaven |
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If they don't have coke in heaven, I ain't going !
posted by Paul - 09/11/2009 - 3 comment(s)
#49 - How many hardware engineers ? |
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb ?
They don’t need to – the issue will be corrected in the software.
posted by Geeky - 10/06/2009 - 4 comment(s)
#56 - How many software engineers ? |
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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None it's a hardware problem !
posted by Ego brain - 10/08/2009 - 3 comment(s)
#57 - How many m$ technicians ? |
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How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
None, Bill Gates has declared that Darkness is the new standard.
posted by Ego brain - 10/08/2009 - 4 comment(s)
#55 - Halloween vs Xmas |
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Why do geeks celebrate Christmas at Halloween?
Because DEC 25 == OCT 31
posted by Geeky - 10/08/2009 - 4 comment(s)
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