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#18 - Beta version

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You're a beta version...

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#44 - You momma so fat

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Your momma so fat I called her and got a stack overflow.

posted by Heretic - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#17 - Optimisation

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I don't say you're ugly...
You're just not graphically optimized !

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#42 - tiny head vs big body

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You mommma's like HTML, a tiny <HEAD> and a whole lot of <BODY>

posted by Heretic - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#66 - Escape Velocity

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Yo momma is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*8^10 m/s

posted by John - 08/05/2010 - 0 comment(s)

#43 - How do you add incest in a family tree ?

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Your momma is so promiscuous, your family tree is recursive.

posted by Heretic - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#40 - Butter overflow

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Your momma is so fat she has a butter overflow.

posted by Prince - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#39 - You momma so fat

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Your momma is so fat that google image search has "small", "medium", "large" and "your mom" picture size options

posted by Prince - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#41 - You momma so fat

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Your momma's so fat her <body> has no closing tag

posted by Heretic - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#38 - You momma so fat

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Your momma is so fat that if you try to jquery.animate() her it would crash

posted by Heretic - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

 
 
 

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