#57 - How many m$ technicians ? |
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How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
None, Bill Gates has declared that Darkness is the new standard.
posted by Ego brain - 10/08/2009 - 4 comment(s)
#56 - How many software engineers ? |
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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None it's a hardware problem !
posted by Ego brain - 10/08/2009 - 3 comment(s)
#55 - Halloween vs Xmas |
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Why do geeks celebrate Christmas at Halloween?
Because DEC 25 == OCT 31
posted by Geeky - 10/08/2009 - 4 comment(s)
#54 - Orgasm takes a while |
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Can a Boolean-evaluated conditional expression achieve orgasm ?
Yes but it comes after a while()...
posted by Geeky - 10/07/2009 - 3 comment(s)
#53 - A pessimist, an optimist and an engineer |
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A pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
An optimist sees the glass as half full.
A computer engineer sees the glass as containing half as much fluid as the capacity of the container would suggest.
posted by Geeky - 10/07/2009 - 3 comment(s)
#52 - Assembly programmers are wet |
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Why are assembly programmers always soaking wet ?
They work below C-level.
posted by Geeky - 10/07/2009 - 3 comment(s)
#51 - I'm positive |
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Two atoms are talking...
-I think I've lost an electron.
-Are you sure ?
-Yeah, I'm positive.
posted by Einstein - 10/06/2009 - 3 comment(s)
#50 - Pc vs air conditioning |
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Whats the similarities between your pc and air conditioning ?
As soon as you open windows its f*cked
posted by Smokey - 10/06/2009 - 3 comment(s)
#49 - How many hardware engineers ? |
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb ?
They don’t need to – the issue will be corrected in the software.
posted by Geeky - 10/06/2009 - 4 comment(s)
#48 - No charge |
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender serves him and the neutron happily downs it. The neutron asks :
-How much do I owe you ?
-For you, no charge.
posted by Geeky - 10/06/2009 - 3 comment(s)
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