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#69 - GIYBF

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Google is your best friend.

As a matter of fact he's also your ONLY friend...

posted by "~Sn4k3~" - 08/06/2010 - 0 comment(s)

#68 - Where's the problem ?

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"Windows firewall isn't activated.
Clic here to solve the problem"
What problem ?

posted by "~Sn4k3~" - 08/06/2010 - 0 comment(s)

#67 - Vista...

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You know that you're using Vista when the first thing a program does is not responding...

posted by "~Sn4k3~" - 08/06/2010 - 0 comment(s)

#65 - True story

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Yahoo :
What are you searching for ?
<Geek> A girlfriend, a social life, my keys and some money...

posted by "~Sn4k3~" - 08/05/2010 - 0 comment(s)

#64 - WWW

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Geek's chromosome : www

posted by "~Sn4k3~" - 08/05/2010 - 0 comment(s)

#63 - Life is....

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Life is nothing more than a bunch of IF() statments.

posted by brian0424 - 08/03/2010 - 0 comment(s)

#62 - Civil VS military

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What’s the difference between military engineers and civil engineers ?
Military engineers build missiles. Civil engineers build targets.

posted by civil - 08/03/2010 - 0 comment(s)

#61 - You can never tell

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The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.

posted by Heretic - 08/03/2010 - 0 comment(s)

#60 - Watch out for the support...

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Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.

posted by Heretic - 08/02/2010 - 0 comment(s)

#59 - Psychopath

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«Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.» Martin Golding

posted by Heretic - 08/02/2010 - 0 comment(s)

 
 
 

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