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#48 - No charge

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender serves him and the neutron happily downs it. The neutron asks :
-How much do I owe you ?
-For you, no charge.

posted by Geeky - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#47 - Enough features ?

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Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#46 - What's an upgrade ?

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Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in.

posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 1 comment(s)

#45 - Press F1 ? no, too easy !

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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#37 - Robot glamor

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together. And it would stand for "user interface".

posted by Einstein - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#36 - Geeky booty call (fail)

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I have something that needs beta testing. It's in my pants.

posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 1 comment(s)

#35 - Need more memory

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Q: How does a computer tell you it needs more memory ?
A: It says «byte me»

posted by Erci89 - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#34 - Not sure it'll help

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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes ?
She sticks it in the microwave.

posted by None - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#33 - How many IBM employees ?

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How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
5000 : one to hold up the light bulb, and 4999 to turn the building around.

posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)

#32 - User 2.0

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A geek is a user 2.0

posted by Heretic - 09/15/2009 - 0 comment(s)

 
 
 

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