#33 - How many IBM employees ? |
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How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
5000 : one to hold up the light bulb, and 4999 to turn the building around.
posted by M_Hero - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#24 - Coke IS heaven |
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If they don't have coke in heaven, I ain't going !
posted by Paul - 09/11/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#23 - Pessimistic registar |
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Girls are like domain names : the best ones are already taken...
posted by Paul - 09/10/2009 - 1 comment(s)
#22 - Cats VS geeks |
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Cats have 9 lives,
Geeks have 2 : IRL and ingame...
posted by Paul - 09/10/2009 - 3 comment(s)
#21 - Change the world |
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I'd love to change the world, but I cannot find the source code !
posted by Paul - 09/10/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#18 - Beta version |
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You're a beta version...
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#15 - Relativity taught to geeks |
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Sex is the most fun you can have without logging on.
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#9 - Infinite loop |
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How to kill a programmer in the shower?
Order him to read the shampoo bottle instructions : Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
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