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#4 - Failure is not an option !

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Failure is not an option.
It comes bundled with your Microsoft product...

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 4 comment(s)

#30 - Procrastination time

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procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow !

posted by Heretic - 09/15/2009 - 4 comment(s)

#50 - Pc vs air conditioning

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Whats the similarities between your pc and air conditioning ?

As soon as you open windows its f*cked

posted by Smokey - 10/06/2009 - 2 comment(s)

#2 - In God we trust

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In God we trust, all others we virus scan.

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 3 comment(s)

#3 - Perl encryption !

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Perl, the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption !

posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 2 comment(s)

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