#43 - How do you add incest in a family tree ? |
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Your momma is so promiscuous, your family tree is recursive.
posted by Heretic - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#51 - I'm positive |
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Two atoms are talking...
-I think I've lost an electron.
-Are you sure ?
-Yeah, I'm positive.
posted by Einstein - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#29 - Classic binary joke |
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There are 10 types of people in the world : Those who understand binary, and those who don't..
posted by Paul - 09/14/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#48 - No charge |
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender serves him and the neutron happily downs it. The neutron asks :
-How much do I owe you ?
-For you, no charge.
posted by Geeky - 10/06/2009 - 0 comment(s)
#10 - Who needs windows ? |
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"In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates ?"
posted by Paul - 09/09/2009 - 0 comment(s)
There is (are) 0 new geek joke(s), 0 new geek quote(s) and 0 new geek insult(s) today
It's a joke only geek, nerds and engineer can understand (and like). It's usually said by a geek to another one; otherwise nobody gets it...
A geek quote is a short part of a discussion involving geek or nerd references. Once again, it has to be funny !
A geek insult is a short sentence, sometimes just a few words that can hurt a geek deep inside his kernel. Of course you need a lot of humor to enjoy these.
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